How I picture Nash Grier and Cameron Dallas, all grown up:

Couldn't help but smile the entire time I was reading that.

You should spend more time there, I feel like I remember some really good ones. I thought this one tried a little too hard.

Superbly written piece, Ms. Knox.

HOMOPHOBE: n. An self-proclaimed heterosexual person who spends more time thinking about gay sex than 99% of the homosexuals.

Damn. These Comments. Where am I...? I thought I was reading a feminist site, not Gawker or Defamer.

I do not understand why people feel the need to share that they think tattoos look awful. Like, okay well thanks for your unsolicited and unnecessary opinion on my appearance! Glad we got that established! I can sleep at night now knowing someone has very important opinions on how the bodies of others look!

It's literally the safest place to get tattooed, as your hair can just grow over it.

What REALLY grinds my gears is there are so many legit issues to be very pissed off about. Why this one?

I've made a terrible mistake.

I cannot express how badly I wanted this to be a real cameo.

I presume that you are going to retire all your cute clothing and wear nothing but loose fitting sweatshirts, elastic-waist mom jeans and crocs when you turn 29, then?

That's why it's hard for me to believe that she was brought up on any charges related to the stalking. Christopher mentioned that the police thought he was crazy for thinking she was in his house. I think it's possible that it could be as far as the entire time she was stalking him that the police didn't take it…

OH MY GOD HE HAS A KNIFE HIDING IN HIS BACK.

Can Chris Pratt be the newest action guy? Because that would be cool.

For a children's show, the world building here is amazing. It's a nonsensical world that actually makes sense.

Biological/Nuclear war leading to sentient candy... works for me.

X-Men: The New Class

PANTS!!!!!