If possible, make your interview for early in the morning or later in the evening. Note how many people are there. Is it 7PM and everyone’s still chugging away?

Cotton candy is the worst.

When did they double the price?

Tofu dog

I wonder how different some stories — like the Manti Te’o one — would have been had Jezebel covered it.

Finally, some real answers.

It’s because of empathy that the whole world cares so much more about a baby stuck in a well than we do about global warming.

A rally is just a bunch of people who agree with each other listening to a speaker with whom they also agree. If you’re looking for something substantive, and not just pandering bullshit, then no, it is not worth attending a rally.

Peanut butter and jam

Nobody’s charisma is lower than 5?

Or who won X Factor?

Agreed — I hoped it was implied that resolving their issues wouldn’t be a solo act. They will need the help from their partner, and I thought that maybe they can do that while simultaneously keeping their infidelity secret. I do not think it would be easy to do that. Instead, it would be prudent to ask yourself if…

Maybe sometimes a person needs something so crazy and out of the norm — like cheating on their partner — to realize they’re unhappy (or stuck in a rut, or whatever) and the light bulb turns on. Then they can resolve their issues without telling their partner they cheated on them. A person has to be fairly self-aware…

How would anyone know it would never happen again? Your partner probably never thought they’d cheat in the first place, and yet, they did! Plus it probably gets easier to cheat after doing it once and getting away with it, and if they’re the type of person to cheat once, chances are they’re the type of person to…

Thanks, I was going to post this but now I don’t have to.