'Traverse a rickety bridge over an angry dolphin

Playing sports on a professional level is nowhere near acting like a shithead on a semi-scripted reality show for kids. Are pro's overpaid? Sure, but not in comparison to these clowns.

I certainly wouldn't invest in T-notes at 2%.

Yeah, but they'll both give you salmonella,

I wonder if that little coincidence made him hesitate before choosing the name. I mean if I wanted to name my daughter after a song my dead bandmate wrote for his shitty wife, it would really burn me up that it was also my stupid dumb grandma's name too.

Do go on…

Dave Grohl

I can honestly say I haven't thought about Mooovie store in about 15 years. Thanks for breaking that streak.

'Just because mandated insurance works in the 7th circle, doesn't mean it is right for all of hell'
Romney for President of Hell 2048

That bio mom dig is 4 degrees of harsh

ROC, bitches

Drive -  Rated R for strong brutal bloody violence, language and some nudity.I enjoy the fact that violence needed 3 modifiers to describe it in the rating justification.

This concept begs for a dutch rudder.

Meh, its an outsized Three's company reboot in desperation for a Mr. Roper. Its highest point was a 9 year old fellating a pair of scissors.

Aw, Hamburgers!

You mean my fantasy of K-Thug explaining exactly why Ricardian equivalence is a fallacy using nothing but strawberry mochi as a model during a chance run in at Peachwave should remain exactly that?

I can't tell if that ghost is a racist newsman, an endearing house-elf, or a British woman with 'weird chewy hair'

$10MM for production, $40MM in hush money for the pie.

But kid-on-kid violence is the cutest kind.

Cool story, grandson.