Vampire Cat can stay
Edit: Also Zombie Shakespeare

The ones alive today? Jack shit.

UCB Poehler was proto Poehler. I learned that by looking in the bucket of truth.

I'd rather crank my frank to 'Turn, Turn, Turn'

Cool Story Bro time-
An ex was a 2nd grade teacher. I was a 'special guest reader' and I read The Butter Battle book, then tried to explain the concept of arms races and mutually assured destruction. It. did. not. go. over. well. I did learn however, that the cousin of one of the students had received a new bike and a…

It's a cash register noise

Ok, now do Chiwetel Ejiofor

Steve Nash or GTFO

Lana Del Rey Erle'd Anal

C'mon that's like asking if the pill could also give worms to ex-boyfriends.

The Simpsons isn't animated because of that one scene where Homer is in real life and walks into a Sexy Cakes

Still better than the Manning Face
http://www.manningface.com/

Dr Katz doesn't count

Dongs for some, miniature American flags for the rest.

Yes but the most prestigious event for something that centers around make-believe, still centers around make-believe. It's no where close to a fundraiser for victims of a natural disaster.

George Bush doesn't care about shaktipat

FLAGGED for getting that song stuck in my head. I can't just, let it, go.

More like a middle-aged half-white guy rules the world

He's not dead yet.

It's the best The W___ Man Nick Cage movie