Stop it, you're making me dizzy.

But will the next Rutger Hauer be Rutger Hauererer than the last?

Expansion Joint

As much as Linda's attempts to make it otherwise, yes.

My Local paper has been about how nobody has power for the past 5 days, but this headline could read as an onion article
"Linda McMahon to Campaign in Projects"
Edit:Also this
"New Milford man steals from dead neighbor"

Mellow Yellow Wolfman Teeth

Who?

I don't think shit can be turgid, as beautiful as the consonance of Turgid Turd sounds.

Maybe it's just my inner fat child, but the parts where Denise went crazy and devoted herself to making awesome food really made me stop caring about the book and start craving homemade saurkraut.

Chris Cooper, while a fine actor, seems a bit young for the dad. When reading it I always imagined a Albert Finney type.

I'd like to see him work a bloop-doop (or however it's written in text) into his dialog.

I considered it a couple months ago, then realized the time I would be most likely to use a sleeping bag would be when other people are present.

The Titty by the sea

Sort of. Housatonic River Valley (where I do live) was partially the inspiration for Miskatonic river.

Bakelite or GTFO

My favorite part about that was how inefficient it is. It works out to be 880 gallons/mile.
/pedantry

Prince was the only halftime show I enjoyed since the original bud bowl. Also the only halftime show I watched in entirety.

13 cannot be missed. Huge range of styles from country-gospel to punk to ambient, all of them well done.

I missed it because I was outside smoking.

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