So the throwing star she wore on her tit was a comfort thing?

I was pretty angry that the band that made every other blur song made song 2

Didn't coffee and tv win a MTV award?

Nice song twosises

"But they were English Cucumbers"

I WILL MASTURBATE TO THOSE PLAYBOY PHOTOS, THEN PRETEND TO HATE MYSELF SHORTLY AFTER

I say freckles for some, miniature American flags for others

Apparently you haven't seen David Lynch's weather report vlog

I think you answered your own question.

Of all the times I wish I was Danish.

I'm going to use mucilage because I'm an adult.

… neon colored clothing, big hair, crystal pepsi…

I'm not going to lie to you. Megan McArdle is 12 feet tall, has a baby-holding-an-apple penis, and knows nothing about economics.

Occupy earth!
We are the 99.9999999% Fuck you astronauts.

*kicks pie into wall*

Smart money's on bone marrow.

Lands on the edge = clint

The guy who does the rim shots, he lost his job. His job at the rim.

They'll send one of their better cover bands, and the same thing will happen. Then they will be unforgiven, too.

I thought it was Germany + Scandanavian countries. Its not like anyone is into metal there, however.