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I wonder if they are the kind that have the built in flashlight on the index finger knuckle, batman would probably spring for those.

"People sure like using iTunes, lets try and sneak some more of our software in on the next update"

I sense a Justin Bieber's lesbian mom thing from the photo.

Nick Swardson as Terry As Steve Jobs

A Canadian law that allows bail to be denied if the accused is deemed a potential danger to a minor.

Only if you appreciate the circumstance of the only good song being 'Sad but True'

Apples. Burning detectives won't bring back your god-damn apples.

Chris Meloni should be all over this.

Very hard to watch, impossible to turn off. Consider it a warning.

The satanic verses, Born on the Fourth of July, California Uber Alles, Debt of Honor (WTF Clancy?), The Crucible, This Cargo of Human Flesh

Just get your self some Wagner if you are looking for badass German opera

Dear Zachary… Made a real world law.
Or is that too Canadian for you all?

Just going to come out and say this
I'm Batman

Close. Vic Vega and Vincent Vega.

The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit has informed me it was supposed to be Michael Madsen, but he opted for the obviously much more successful Costner take on Wyatt Earp.
Also Daniel Day Lewis was proposed. I'll let you ponder how much better that movie could have been.

Would you ask Steve Irwin that?

::does google search for hotbot::

If Johnny Cash isn't around to voice them, who cares.

Don't speak of Rusty Griswold (3) in such crass terms