'Sorry about my face!'

We are the 99% signal to noise ratio!

Tony Danza

So he can go back to being dismissed as a closet liberal.

Everything I learned about Mormons I learned from Sherlock Holmes.

I remember that from Pop Up Video.

I mean it's not like he wasn't asking for it,  reflectin' photons in the visible spectrum and all.

Crybaby

Because Dirty is the worst thing he's ever been called.

Skim or HOMO?

Don Knots

Ironically enough, he was not on coke in Blow

Pulp fiction could've used some more slaves

It's called evil, kid.

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Mike's host segments were better, especially in the Dr F/Frank period, but Joel was way better in the theater.

Samoa cookies.

I want Venezuela on my desk by noon!

Eat my photons, smallhead

Larry-Tom was the worst.