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Are you sure a steak knife wouldn't be more appropriate?

Simpsons did it.

Is it possibly to be addled by herpes?

Did you see that doll's head come apart?

Enis 'The penis' Johnson has an appeal pending.

A ballbag rattling fart sounds like the most intriguing part.

True story: I have a friend we call 'high-functioning' and he thinks it's a compliment.

I got it to work by clicking on the /watch part not the first part.

Don't forget having a remorseless double murderer as a godfather

Yeah stopping at Baxter makes me feel likeĀ  Roger Rabbit.

That was the nasty little neighbor boy that nobody loved.

Beta-weasel is amazing. Also Paul Barman has a song about the very same thing. I don't like it, but I suggest you check it out.

@Insurance Dick,

"Nice market share you have there, it would be a *shame* if something were to happen to it"

I'm gonna drink the hell out of this coke
Pepsi must have paid a lot of money to have Coke featured in this turd of a film.

He was like 5 when Reagan was in office.

Juggalos = Kevin Smith fans

More like the 'Stop or my Mom will Shoot!" of hip-hop

Wrong movie, whatevs
I've never seen a chimp's head come apart like that.

You can't fire a robot.