I blew my monthly allotment of NYtimes articles trolling the comment section of Paul Krugman's blog. He has a beard folks. A BEARD.

It makes me wonder if any rapper has ever referred to himself as 'the number 1 brother'

Kamffishe? C'mon Shrimped, you can do betta!

My late-middle aged female veterinarian sitcom, "Menopaws", did not get picked up.

You may not like these slick puns, but I'm sure your opinion of them will thaw out. Then you'll be hailing them.

I started watching that video, but I tired before it was done.

Triple Check, Double, Triple Flip, Triple Flip, Double, Double Check.

… to save up to 10% on a new Honda?

This reminds me of that part of Scanner Darkly when they discuss the guy who posed as a famous imposter.

They're nothing but windmills once you get up close.

Disturbing Behaviour
Should be here just for the attempt to make 'Razor' an adjective.

Bitter Smarch weather.

Her face is nice and symmetrical. Just how I like em.

One of them is Flight of the Concords, I think

huhuhuh You said "installed"

I have seen the top of the mountain
and it is good.

San Jose will break you man

I have Willem Dafoe on line 2.

I thought it was platoon, but there is no way stiller has that much class.

They're going to replace all the beer cans with walkie talkies