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Weird al even makes a point of it in his parody video. Which is equal parts genius and disturbing.

That joke is irrational.

How do you think your headset communicates with the phone? Miniature elves with fucking smoke signals?

The reason everyone forgot about it is because there is no evidence they do.

This may come as a surprise, but obese people are filled with fat, not gas.

Law Blog, Yes in the same way Tudors was a tarded up Prince Valliant

Deer

What about all the subsequent Zeppelins?

GIL THORP OR GTFO

The Day of the Jackal's New Vagina

I wanted to do that. Wii U too, buddy.

"Stay in school, kids."

Dat sucks

Thanks for the Relationship advice Jim
But was it necessary to show the indian's bottom?

Honestly I never gave any thought to how Jim Morrison smelled. But I guess you don't get called 'The Lizard King' for nothing.

This whole time I thought it was spelled enloo'uv

I enjoy the fact that you can download multiple times or stream on amazon, as opposed to the "download once and you're done, and tough shit if your hard drive crashes" iTunes policy (this may have changed I haven't used it in years)

I imagine similar but you would have to make a noise like a v10

Notable exception, Jury Duty. Just not on deliberation day.

Congress could always repeal the Sonny Bono Act, making Mickey public domain as it should be.