OH MY LAWD!

Beta-oxidation bitches!

Courtroom Drama in real time? I'd get paid $40 bucks a day to watch that.

Damn, WYMMs got the benefits of a classical education.

Caption this
"This is your new God. Avaiable in 32 and 64 GB. Newer God coming fall 2011"

FIre her agent
Should've put a "don't deport my husband" clause in that hefty rider.

The best part about Fletch
is if you switch the second and third letters around, you get Feltch

"He'll probably throw in the towel after a couple years."

Palin's is better, in that it is real and ridiculous.

Perspex is bad for blow. Scratches too easily.

Boobs

What's the necessary winding ratio for the primary to get a car to masturbate?

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

They don't want you bringing in your own roast beef.

If that picture is from what I think it is, he gets his face shot off about 3 seconds later. It's in the first 15 minutes of the film so fuck your yankee spoilers.

Armaggedon
outta here!

Custer's Revenge

hoary old haunted house franchise
Other things that are hoary:

Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

Is that the Enema man?