All my grandma left me was a half ton of oatmeal cookies in cold storage.

Yeah that movie is really getting an old fashioned screw job.

Remberer 2: Rembererer Harderer

I'll make the kids dressed as SEALs do push ups while I shovel wet sand on their backs. If they can do 40 they get a snickers bar, anything less and it's dental floss.

"the first movie is mostly desert. how expensive is it? "

My dog always gets excited at the prospect of eating the poop of the goddaughter of a double murderer. It's kind of a thing he has.

@Fat Adama.
Thank you for being a friend.

'With the price of beef going through the fucking roof…"

Everyone else in the animal kingdom eats bananas backwards. You can pick the bananus out first and you get less white stringy shit.

And MST3k, done by someone who's never seen it.

WHERE'S QUANTUM LEAP?

Chocolate Giddy Up has some good ones, including when he just says his name, the best is
'But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"

'No Don, no 'splanations necessary.'

"I am king shit of fuck mountain, why would you fuck with me?"

'This is my hinder!"

Twilight Zone
I was watching 'Nick of Time' on netflix last night and at one point Shat delivers the line

In all fairness, elephant shit is very useful.

So instead of a gun serving as stand in imagery for a man's penis, it is serving as a stand in for a dog's penis. It's genius, the kids'll love it.

I'm not on a list, but I can't get off either.

The lovely bones had some phenomenal acting from Say it ain't so and the Tooch. Marky Mark on the other hand did 'ACTING!'