4) Tracy Jordan takes him behind the middle school and gets him pregnant.

I prefer to bag my own stuff, but I'm not very good. Usually I'm fumbling trying to fit a bag of pasta between two boxes of stuff on the first bag, then the cashier, who has finished ringing everything gets two bags packed while I'm still messing with the first. I do like that trader joe's employees thank me for…

Pork and Beans
So this reminds me of that hunk of animal that is included in some canned baked beans.

More like a Cease and Deist letter, amirite.

Skull Fucker
I heard he. Fucks. Skulls.

She's seen more black dick than an Atlanta-area urologist.

Nope. Back to the drawing board for you.

Probably do a bunch of Xanax. That stuff goes both ways.

I really liked their innovated use of delay effects to make it seem like there were an infinite amount of guitars playing the same 4 notes.

An old man in a nursing home tells the nurse that his penis is dead. Two days later, the woman sees the man walking down the hall with his junk hanging out of his pants and says "I thought you said your penis is dead". He replied "It is. And today is the viewing

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That Video Above
'Does anyone know what I have in my hand" "No my other hand" There were so many quasi-hidden, throw away gags that were hilarious if you caught them.

Family members include: Tappan Zee, George Washington, Manhattan, Verranzo-Narrows, Whitestone and Throgs Neck.

Grrr. Only. Pressed. It. Once.

James Cameron
May be more famous and much, much more wealthy than me, but I'll be damned if that pasty face tool is more attractive than me.

James Cameron
May be more famous and much, much more wealthy than me, but I'll be damned if that pasty face tool is more attractive than me.

Who was after Depp
inquiring minds want to know

I saw him with Velvet Revolver, and had little interest to see any more. Maybe I'm getting old and cantankerous, but I didn't appreciate it when he left his megaphone next to the microphone at the end of the set.

It took you 6 times to (almost) decide you didn't want to go to another STP concert?

Heh, heh. Cans.