What the hell would you want to talk to a fish for.

Caught in her lasso of truth
Dam them some big titties.

Anyone remember High Incident? That robbery cliffhanger pissed me off to no end.

Cruise Control

Yah, I missed that up there.

Hollywood doesn't know Dick. I'm going to guess that this movie will suck, considering how many failed adaptations have been attempted.
Blade runner was good, but cut a lot out from the original. A Scanner Darkly is the only good, faithful adaptation I have seen.

What is so special about your own iced tea?

Replacement Child
I hate this bloated, closeted clown just as much as the next guy, but that's low.

Neeson has an uncanny ability to act circles around a bad film so well that he can improve the quality dramatically. Taken would have been horrible instead of just okay if there were anyone else in his role.

No, It does not have a logical conclusion. However as lolderrp said, it is enjoyable to watch despite this. You cunt-fart.

It didn't really

ReelzChannel, get off the air!

"Arcade Fire's biggest sin, in my book, isn't their formulaic songs, but that they inspired a bunch of other bands who want to sound exactly like A.F.. "

KMFDM Sucks

Beauchamp or Rickenbacker?

I have it on good authority that Vermeer would go around putting bags of shit on peoples' doorsteps and light them on fire.

Violins! Why'd it have to be violins!?

@my unregistered protege, I had to have had half on half of my brain. And its not in the lungs per se and Leona couldn't touch Imelda Marcos. Helmsley 250 pairs v. Marcos 2,700.

I believe you could live large, a big house and 5 cars.

I liked the third season of veronica mars. Sure, the plotlines were weak, but the dialog, particularly the fourth wall breaking snark was turned up to 11.