What the fuck Gawker. Do your fucking science.

Darwin will step in.

Keeping it substandard gawker media. You provide nothing new here

Yeah it is. so is using google or trusting gawker medianot to recycle shit they orbuzzfeed posted months ago

Tell us more about your substandard science education.

Another Dvorsky backed FU to science

Someone needs to devise a Clover Hope post generator. Maybe with a sliding scale of micro regressions.

and so what if it does?

You are confused because Jones is a terrible science writer without any experience or knowledge of science.

Another misleading science post by Gawker Media. The shame is real. The Shame is REAL.

you mean a pogo stick

that would be a very low bar. If Menegus even gave one fuck about the science behind this paper fine, but this whole post is just a big fuck you to science.

If you even spent two seconds learning about science you’d realize they were buried with beer wine and drugs also.

NO THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED. Read the damn paper.

Let’s start with the smallest problem:

Your satire needs work or is it your false outrage? Hard to tell

Will people who attend and who are not approved to speak or be seen be washed in gray?

All of science hates you. Seriously, science and me were just talking about science journalism and we concluded you are the worst.

Fuck you Gawker Media

You are an OLD