To clarify: Fuck you.

AS IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE NOW UNTIL ETERNITY

Do you know that Gawker Media should finally effing die.

Procreators should pay for their selfish behavior.

Hahaha journalism. Hahaha gawker media

Uhhh so does chromecadt

The irony is sweet. Reading is hard.

Man. I am so happy I am white.

It’s like they know you are sneaky lil fucks and want to actually make money from the games they spent millions on producing.

Nothing says pretentious hipster like bitching about something while promoting it.

Yet you get to be in the blacks. Fascinating.

and as a person who get’s their science from Gawker Media it’s understandable that you don’t know that cane toads are from SOUTH and CENTRAL America.

Nothing like a little fat shaming on gizmodo

And this is why you are in the black. You know the right asses to kiss. Good job

Is the author of this post not familiar with the internet?

As a geologist, as a scientist, as a science educator I say this with the full force of academia : FUCK YOUR SHIT CLICKBAIT SCIENCE POSTS.

More importantly why are they in the black?

That whizz you hear is the point zooming on past your head.

That time Jezebel outscienced gizmodo/io9. Remember this moment Dvorsky, Stone and Misra

Spoil it. Why the fuck wouldn’t you? Terrible terrible post.