No, everybody’s house does not have a “clothes chair.” Maybe you just own too many clothes, or too many chairs. LOL.

Every kid I’ve ever met was curious about new stuff, including food, and especially if they think you weren’t planning on sharing—so I’m inclined to think a kid deciding they won’t eat anything but fries is just testing your boundaries...

Caffeine addiction can be weird. When I quit, I have no ill effects until a month later, when I suddenly lose my ability to remain calm--I’m either crying or raging.  I always end up going back on caffeine because I can’t work like that.

Running. I'll do anything else, I just feel so awkward running

Yeah, my calves are so short I need months of dedication to even get to a “beginner” level of Downward-Facing Dog, or heck, even touching my toes!

I bought the brightest, most expensive, best-reviewed bedside wake-up light I could find, and it just wasn’t enough to put a dent in my delayed sleep phase. Here’s what actually did work:

I bought the brightest, most expensive, best-reviewed bedside wake-up light I could find, and it just wasn’t enough…

I’m assuming you’re a guy because this is news to you.

Just do what you (should) do when any guy comes on to you and you’re not interested: Tell him you’re not interested. Don’t mince words. The fact that he’s a professor doesn’t make him some enigmatic other species. He’s just a dude, doing dude things. Treat him like a dude. LOL.

OP: No, the point of a bath mat isn’t to catch the half-gallon of water from your shower; that’s what towels are for. A bath mat or rug is there to keep you from slipping on a smooth floor.

I’m aggravated by the entire concept of medical insurance. Why? Because I have...

Yeah, I’m confused—my supposedly-great, union-negotiated “insurance” has never covered IUDs, ObamaCare or otherwise. I paid $1,200 for mine in 2013.

I’ve been yelling this from the mountaintops since I leased a 2013 Honda Fit. It had pillars so huge entire pedestrians disappeared behind them, this tiny little porthole of a rear window, and the windshield was raked in such a way that lights refracting off raindrops made me practically blind. I was terrified to…

I’ve been shouting this from the mountain tops since I leased my 2013 Honda Fit. It had pillars so huge entire pedestrians disappeared behind them, this tiny little porthole of a rear window, and the windshield was raked in such a way that lights refracting off raindrops made me practically blind. I was terrified to…