WHAT?

I’ll wait to see the recording before making that kind of judgement.  Why isn’t it available to see yet?

Wrong.  They’re the worms of candy.

The fact that he won’t say what the “prank” was leads to the possibility that it wasn’t just a simple “prank.”

And my GF hates all the Terminator movies.

Some people like it, some people hate it, which makes it like every other movie in existence?  There isn’t a single universally loved or hated movie.

To continue with the history analogy, WWII can trace its beginning directly to the events that followed WWI.

I was planning on going to a local TexMex place for lunch today, but now I’m thinking McD’s for a DIY McFry.

A friend grew up in the south, so his dad made his holiday boiled peanuts every year. I thought they were weird at first, but now I occasionally crave them.

Now I want a McFry.

Wait, I’m confused, why am I trying to drink a cable?

At first I thought, Aw crap, my GFs son is going to be so upset when he can’t play this on his Xbone anymore.  Then I realized, Aw crap, he’s just going to ask to play it on the XSX in the front room and do all of his screaming right near our bedroom.

Aside from boiled peanuts I wouldn’t eat any of those things from a can.

That’s like saying WWII didn’t start until America got involved.

Popeyes, the chain that fired the first shot of the Chicken Sandwich Wars joined the Chicken Sandwich Wars decades late.

But it is NOT synonymous with socialism. Only illiterate dipshits think it is.

Considering that Pakistan borders the Indian Ocean, yes, it’s South Asia.

Dipshit Youtuber equates socialism with terrorism because he’s a dipshit Youtuber.  Film at 11.

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