“Nowadays, the guns are back.”

“He didn’t see the accident”

E3 didn’t commit suicide.  It was murdered, BY JERRY SEINFELD!

A harmonia zip tied to the grill?  I’m gonna hit an entire neighborhood with that one!

Fuck you.

Except he wasn’t a witness.  He didn’t see the collision.  Only one person witnessed the collision, and they said Paltrow hit him.

Sky Kitten wants to remind people that imaginary friends aren’t real.

“his testimony contradicts the ski instructor’s testimony (who is much more likely to be neutral),”

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I care so little that I took the time to comment on it instead of ignoring it!  See how little I care?

Like telling newbies to press Alt-F4 for free gold.

What “bad stuff” did Pratt say?  

Doug Bowser works for a company that makes games with a character named Bowser, if he didn’t work for Nintendo then joking about his name wouldn’t be quite so light, would it? It would be acceptable if he were a terrible person like the Bowser character, but then it’d be fine to mock him for being a terrible person…

Yep, it was a term of endearment, as I’ve already admitted.  When I want to honor someone and show my appreciation, I definitely refer to them as three kids in a trenchcoat and mock their name.

It’s the 25th most abundant element in the Earth’s crust with around 86 million tons in reserves (of which only 82,000 tons has been extracted), and seawater contains even more, estimates of more than 200 Billion tons.

Damn.  I really liked him in Loki and Antman 3.  

Repeating stupid doesn’t stop it from being stupid.

The Switch has outsold every console released after it by more than double.

It’s not our terrible employees, or how terribly we treat the few good employees, or our stupid policies, it’s the fault of publishers!

Kotick acted irrational?  Say what?  Unpossible!