McCormick was my go to for spices, until I discovered Penzeys.

It’s almost creepy that people whine about underage girls not knocking on their door.

You: “Capitalism and competition hasn’t bred shit in the video streaming space, hence pirating being back on the rise.”

I don’t know any therapists, but I’m willing to find one for you.

Don’t worry, you can get diabetes another way.

A foolish whale and its money are soon parted.

A lot of celebrities are being sued.

That’s even more braindead.

Of course that’s true. Most of my driving is to work, when I’m tired from not getting enough sleep, and from work back home, after an exhausting day.

Is it so he’ll be able to breathe better?

Not surprised a braindead moron like him thinks lung cancer can only happen from smoking.

I’ve tried the Mac n Cheese, I’ll stick to peanut butter and chocolate.

Buy a terrible sandwich to play a terrible game!  Makes sense.

So because it failed in the 70s because it was so unpopular not having the sun rise until 9am, we should try it again?

And you should read up on the time America tried to do permanent DST back in the 70s. Started out with almost 80% support, after just one winter that had dropped to 40% support, and it was scrapped before a second winter.

If everything I said is a problem that already exists to some point, why make a change that exacerbates the problems?

“That’s a fairly aggressive response for a non-aggressive protestor but go off, I guess.”

Since actual wings typically cost 33% more than breast meat the damages are likely in the negative.  Buyers saved money, not lost it.

So kids, teachers and school staff, parents and their employers all wake up an hour later instead of changing the clocks? What about companies that employ parents and people without kids? Do they stay open an hour later to accommodate some of their employees needing to wake up an hour later because their kids school…

One of the very rare instances that all caps is appropriate.