My cats leave more entertaining things in the litterbox than anything Blizzard has done the past few years.  I’ve got over $300 in Blizz bucks on my account, and never being able to spend it is a small price to pay to avoid all of the crap Blizzard creates now. 

Or the theory is that video games aren’t as important to others as they are to you.

Music nerd =/= computer nerd.

I love chip dust.  Usually save it and sprinkle it on cottage cheese.

So when Brad Pitt dates someone half his age, it’s bad, but when this woman does it, it’s good?

BLASPHEMER!

But me rhymes with pee, and you rhymes with poo. And those are okay, aren’t they?

Anytime a company locks things behind having to download their app, I find another company to give me money to so I don’t have to deal with downloading stupid apps.  Guess Dunkin ain’t getting anymore money from me.

Maybe the problem isn’t having too many engineers, but having too many executives with unrealistic ideas about their ability to predict the future.

Pulling off the Pink Floyd The Wall after shaving look very well.

The reaction videos would have been a lot more entertaining if any of them had actually played that Zelda game.

Well I for one am shocked!

It’s easy to fall in love someone you’ll never meet in real life because they’re likely to be locked up in jail for the rest of their lives, and may even get the death penalty.

Same here.  Live in Utah, and while there are plenty of lakes, rivers, streams, and canals to fish from, Utah also has a deep Republican culture and protecting the environment is only thought about after a disaster, and even then, it’s rare for the state legislature to give a crap about the environment.  Case in…

“Can a medical insurance company deny coverage for a child because both of their parents died of Cancer?”

Homer: Why won’t anyone give me an award?

Sometimes I make my own entrance, too.

That is part of the criticism. Why should be there so many with so much that the majority has to do with so little?

This is why Dunder Mifflin Infinity had to go with the 2.0 version of their website.

That’s right around what my sister used to pay for her flocks eggs, and right around what she pays her new neighbors for their flocks eggs. It is absurdly cheaper than grocery prices, even when greed hasn’t inflated the cost of eggs to a ridiculous level.