You’ve never seen anyone have a seizure, have you?   Anyone that has knows the videos are full of shit.  I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing two, and neither person could talk their way through it or had any semblance of motor control, like walking or even sitting still.

Tell us you’ve never seen a seizure without saying you’ve never seen a seizure.

“I already know people in the comments or quote retweets will claim Sony completely owns Spider-Man (it doesn’t) or that Sony can’t legally allow the character to appear on other platforms (it can).”

The same way all those images ended up as stories, too?  Duh.

Check her retinas to see if there’s a wang burned into her cornea!  Then just compare that image to his real wang.

Like The Simpsons, when Bart says “Zoom in and enhance” so Lisa pushes his face toward the screen.

“Should We Be Concerned?”

You mean just because I fake something I have to continue faking it just in case people I don’t notice are still watching me?  Well that sucks. 

Maybe that was the survey that started the survey trend.

This is like saying it’s oxygen related violence, because everyone needs it to live.

It’s a fairly common trope in television though, first time I remember it was Tony seeing Angela naked in Who’s the Boss?

Personal responsibility is such a scam.  Everyone else should need to adjust their behavior to what I want!

Is linear time really that big a problem for you?  You started out with insults, then complained when they were tossed back at you.  Grow the fuck up.

“We are not talking about crimes or legal transgressions like Weinstein.”

Is it really a spoiler? Is this show ever going to have a “XXX Character Has a Happy and Joyous Day!” headline? It’s going to be a miserable, terrible experience for all of the characters. I’ve never even played the games and I know that much about it.

Yep, their lives extend so far out of the internet that they can’t avoid the internet to avoid a spoiler.  Derp.

Says the person who language I initially insulted, and not them personally.  Nuance only works in your favor, is that it? Keep projecting your insecurities onto me, dimwit.

Then avoid RSS if you’re not caught up, you know, just to be sure.

My addiction to the internet is so great I can’t avoid it entirely to avoid a spoiler about a show, but not so great that I can miss a show I expect the rest of the world to not discuss because I missed it.