Depends on when he bought/sold.

“But the name actually refers to one of the crucial ingredients in the batter, sodium bicarbonate (aka baking soda), which is also known to briefly alleviate an upset stomach.”

Someone has a different opinion! They must be trolling.

Abe winning a coupon for a Free Auto, which is a Free Autopsy when he moves his thumb, leads to Bart getting trapped in a coffin with CadaverCam that has picture-in-picture (How come they never call traveling anymore? while Bart scratches at the coffin lid for his life), leads to the Mausopoleum which can be seen from…

The reason that actors in the early seasons didn’t play themselves, like Dustin Hoffman (who wasn’t even credited with his own name), Danny Devito, and Phil Hartman, is because they were unsure of being associated with the show in the first place.

Rips off restaurants, rips off customers, rips off drivers, all to enrich a few douchebags at the top.

I feel like your comment ended halfway through, like you should have listed what made the classic episodes so good beyond Bart being the most subversive and rebellious character on TV at the time.

Season 12 is still one of my favorites. Snowed in at school watching a cheap knockoff of the Grinch, Homer builds a tennis court thinking it’s Foxy Boxing, New Kids on the Blech, Homer’s hunger strike, very old Animal Crackers sends them to Africa where “they’re bound to have food,” Homer getting the crayon removed…

“And yes, it’s true that modern episodes often don’t compare to past classics.”

CFA has good food, and free donations to bigotry with every order!  My GFs kids love CFA, but I refuse to take them there.

Thirsty people trapped in a thirst trap.

She’s Queen Milker.

Truth is stranger than fiction.  Sometimes.

Too true.  Remember when all those black folks stormed the Capitol building because they didn’t like the truth that Cheetolini lost the election?  Oh, wait.  Shit.  Nevermind.

I need to remember to go and spend my $50 gift certificate before the entire company disappears down an NFT hole.

“Fortnite (?) Is Now One Of The Best-Looking Games On Earth (?!)“

Out of the hundred or so species of monkeys? Wow, you’re clearly educated enough on the topic to have a valid opinion.

Cool!  I’ve heard of a couple of my dopplegangers, now I’ve met one of my oppogangers.  :)

Clearly a sane, rational person with no violent tendencies, right?

“She refused to talk to LAPD.”