Wake up the person that can fix the sleeping pods... not the hot chick.

Jia Tolentino will commemorate Jia Jia’s life by smoking five grams of weed today instead of her usual four.

It will get *a little* better as she ages. If you’re young, black and female, folks assume that your highest vocation should be a customer rep for the DMV.

On a lighter note, I have a kid that can fart on demand and name like 100 superheroes. Now accepting offers for representation.

Oh, have you ever seen the Wire? It’ll really open your eyes

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

My advice, free of charge: If you’re planning a murder-suicide, just reverse the order. You’ll never know the difference.

From the story above this appears to be a pretty clear cut case of OAS, Officer Assisted Suicide. Despite comments blaming racism or misogeny, this woman refused lawful entry to officers serving legal warrants. She met the officers with a gun, and apparently discharged it several times. She also made it a priority to…

I left Facebook actually reluctantly and I honestly think my life is better without it. I live away from friends and family and I thought Facebook was keeping me connected to them but it wasn’t. Now I have to make an effort to call, text or email those friends I care about andthat actually connects me more to them…

Well, I am a Person of Color (Indian Colored, to be exact) and I agree with Colbert.

I guess I’m just glad that when I was a teenager, pretty much the worst public embarrassment we could suffer on the internet was saying something awkward to a crush over AIM. I really wish kids were allowed to have their private lives for a little longer.

Well, that's nightmare fuel. That poor woman! A restraining order the size of the Atlantic wouldn't be far enough.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

Anxiously awaiting when frayed holes in the jeans crotch area come into style.

Democracy Now has a heartwarming story about how this judge sentenced a domestic abuser who almost killed his wife in the incident to a weekend in jail, AFTER ENSURING IT WOULDN’T INTERFERE WITH HIS MONDAY WORK SCHEDULE. http://m.democracynow.org/web_exclusives…

i seriously hope someone walks around with my face after im done with it.

Yes. It is already at the gross stage.

It almost feels like we’re headed for the bad future that your eyepatch-wearing future self would come back to warn you about.