I love that you called him humorless when you’re the one not getting the VERY OBVIOUS joke. And A+ for bringing politics into a completely apolitical thread. Dipshits like you ruin the reputation for us liberals everywhere

What do you think is supposed to be funny about withholding a source? This is about ethics

Generally 25-30% fee is what’s taken by plaintiff’s attorneys if it’s on a contingency basis. You generally don’t charge hourly AND take a percentage of the judgment—unless, it’s a sharply reduced percentage (hourly fee + 5% or something along those lines).

/googles the lean

James Harden flailing wildly in vain, hoping for a foul call after Manu’s block, is an underrated part of that clip.

I love the “one bad apple” defense. I always want to say, “Hmm, seems like there’s a second part to that saying...”

I always preferred Kevin Nealon. He was more of a straight man and looked the part of a newscaster, which made the satire stronger. MacDonald was just too sarcastic.

You are forgetting god awful Colin Quinn at the anchor desk, which is a good thing and should apply to all Colin Quinn appearances.

I think she was off doing a charity drive for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

You guys can’t go like a single thread without frothing at the mouth about your misinterpretations of stuff people say on Jezebel. It’s embarrassing.

It has to be a much, much better joke than that in order not to be deemed an asshole taking an easy cheap shot

And if they plead the 13th, they’re just being lazy.

There is a 100% chance that after this guy manages to get back into the park, he stands up in front of a crowd and yells “These fuckahs tried to ban me, but nobody keeps Johnny outta Fenway!” so you just wait for that and grab him.

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

Here’s some background Senator Warren’s pay practices.

Yes.

Or, maybe, years of hearing moronic racists compare black people to apes has made a significant [negative] impression on me. Michelle Obama in particular got hammered by tea party racists in this fashion over the past few years.

“I said, ‘Don’t worry! You’re good for this country! You don’t have to worry! Unless you starch my underwear …” he says.

More happens on one episode of The Americans than half a season of The Walking Dead.

Why do people keep thinking Stan is a terrible agent? Stan is VERY good at his job. The show relies on believing that P&E are ALSO really good at their jobs. What exactly is the tell that he’s supposed to be picking up on with them? When the series started he did a number of things to probe them because he was jumpy…