*nods*

Your butt-science is sound.

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

NBC wants me to turn off adblocker to see two guys get their balls near each other? What is this 1990's cable?

I thought “Fuck” was just his title: “Mr. Larry Bird”, “Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson”, “Sir Edmund Hillary”, and, “Fuck LaVar Ball”

Or “I miss 100% of the shots you take.”

I think the real problem, here, is that someone claims to be really named “Dak Prescott. Talk about having a machine-like feel to it.

Each copy of the Madden 2012 Hall of Fame edition included an autographed Marshall Faulk card.

I wouldn’t ask on Deadspin... Most of the fools here get grumpy about tipping on a fucking beer...

Nah. Big fan of yours but this isn’t how it works.

I’m sorry, but the “get a new job” line is so tired and useless.

The IRS doesn’t expect tipping at McDonalds though and therefore isn’t looking at gross receipts to go after taxes. The IRS isn’t differentiating between take out and dining in at a restaurant that has both and has tipping. That’s not accounting for the people who are expected to tip out to other workers in the…

No, but I’ve never made a minimum of $450k in any given year and football players are also permitted to work and earn money after their NFL career is over.

It’s been a few years but when I was a server in Texas, we had to declare a minimum of 8% of total sales as our tip income, which is taxed. So this server would have to pay taxes as if he was tipped $40. That’s how a $13 tip quickly becomes a $5 tip.

Never been able to figure out the hand-wringing over this. Most takeaway orders involve the workers answering the phones, placing your orders, tracking your orders, packing them up, taking your special requests, making sure they are correct, delivering hot food, and running your credit card — all while doing this for…

Yes, because (depending on how the restaurant is set up) the employees are taxed on that carry out food as if it was just a regular sale. But yeah, usually 10% is a good way to go on that.

I usually tip on take out and I don’t make much money and live in a city with one of the highest costs of living in the US. For me, and this is just for me, I just feel that if I can afford to go somewhere for food or drinks or whatever, I can afford to also tip. Again, that’s just me. Mostly because I’m just a…

I don’t get any guaranteed money and I still manage to tip when I go out.

Sure. But your comment is a dogwhistle in and of itself: it implies that “outrage” is inherently disingenuous and/or the tool of “SJWs” or “the real racists” like BLM. You’re using the language of assholes.

Says the guy who was outraged at tennis reporters’ descriptions of a car accident

billy haisley is hot garbage.