She either values these pseudoscience beliefs for how they make her look (belief in belief) or has a LOT of cognitive dissonance. Or she isn’t as smart as you think and had no logical reasoning skills to speak of.

I make words.

Alas, they didn’t have one big enough and i want people to be able to read that shit from YARDS away.

Im registering that shit

I think I’m in love with you.

Wonder Twins, Activate!

im gross and watch a lot of Bob’s Burgers so my first thought was “do your kids NEVER poop? Are they Louise?”

Had we but been there, mizzmazz...

I would have accepted an eye roll and a “this bitch.”

We are internet wonder twins.

I was thoroughly unsatisfied. >:(

I KNOW.

“No, it can’t be. Can it be? Where have you been? Where have you been? Damn you! Where have you been?”

WHY IS SHE HERE?!

Report back to me their ways. What is “fleek?” Is it a verb?

That’s like a go-to for scientists.

I think she’s says things to sound smart, because when you dissect her statements they’re pretty incoherent.

People always think I’m younger than I am (I am 27. 27 is not old) so when teenagers ask and I tell them (sometimes even 21 year old coworkers COUGH) they’re like “omg you look soooooo young, wowwwwww omggggg” (why?).

I lovvvee japanese horror too, but I’ve been gravitating to korean movies a lot more during like the last 5 years. I will have to check those ones out!

Oof. I dig the “inner beauty” but the submissive to god and man beauty talk I will do without.