Mine are just corpsey.

so it is basically a primer?

This really disappoints Me.

Girl, try a dutch french braid, or dutch fishtail. People fawn over them, and they take like 5-10 minutes.

I DO.

I don't understand. Am I too basic to understand why we need to learn how to put on lipgloss? Why is she putting foundation on her lips? Why is her lip drawn so high abover her natural lip? Would someone actually DO this? How weird would that look in real life in the light of day?!

over the holidays, my work played She & Him christmas music ON A NEVER ENDING LOOP. I hate her old timey baby doll voice.

yeah, I just want them to be useful, like printing out cheap and easy to make braces for people with neuro muscular disorders, or pancreases for people with type 1 diabetes, or food for starving people. But it'll be abused for the weapons thing, then we'll probably lose the possibility of biomedical advancement,…

On the max (Portlands train) I saw three People sitting in accessibility seating while a woman three feet from them in a wheelchair had to park it in the aisle because they wouldn't move for her.

NO

Stay away!

I live dangerously.

Oh my god.

John McCain face is the best, let me tell you. Also using it while saying John mccain wants a kiss. It is a good one.

Everything I did that would embarass me if the public knew while single I still do in my long term relationship.

Freaking baby mine, and Dumbos imprisoned mom.

THOSE DIRTY NON VEGANS HATE ANIMALS. THEY EAT THEM!

As someone very recently being forced to write many a research paper, there are too many emotional appeals In it to seem like an unbiased source of information. The non-vegan comment was the icing on the cake. That kind of shocked me into "oohhhh. We aren't even pretending to be real writing, then".