You guys are killing me.

LMAOUGUYZwoow

He looks like Ronald Regan in that portrait

Yes! This!

CLEAR EVIDENCE.

For me, baby sloth pile.

Lenny Kravitz is old enough to be my father, too. But I would embarass myself trying. Every. Damn. Day. All. Damn. Day.

I don't care.

He never, in a million years, would have shushed a man. Never.

This.

Maybe she wasnt thinking about it at ten.

Sometimes, yes, they get charged with vehicular homicide or manslaughter. Manslaughter doesn't mean you MEANT to. It does mean you DID it, and he did.

This was not meant to be sexual, and if you're making it sexual, you're gross and just proving the point DangerTits was making about women always being held responsible for what happens to them / being harassed and in danger

Touche. Im hiding a gun up my skirt right now!

Why are there so many freaking women with guns in their purses being shot when a toddler grabs into that purse?

I'm pretty team cat, but I approach dogs the same way I do children—other people's dogs and children are great. I just can't handle one of my own. I will greatly enjoy other people's dogs and babies.

I know, i went from "Who even cares?" to:

Your mid work makeup free lashes are like PHEW. Because they're not piled with things that flake and irritate and give infections. I would love to be able to not wear ANY makeup but I love my liner and mascara. Is a weird attachment that I can't give up. And your eyes are fresh and bright without makeup! You probably…

Why isn't that a thing?!