Your analysis makes me go

Behold,

Ohhh! I will. I'm really excited now. I hope you start feeling better soon!

DONT YOU DIE ON ME, SARAHLOU.

YES.

There is no point in waiting for me.

Trust, I can pee twice within a short period of time.

(Full disclosure: I'm a horrible person.)

Just ignore me, I'll be fine by myself.

Aww. Thank you.

I read that in a Forrest Gump voice.

Always change the emding to every fairytale every. Because they're all (literally all) originally involving rape, mutilation, and setting someone on fire.

DESCRIBED.

I embarrass myself with my attempted rebellion. A goth phase in the 80s is so much cooler than a pseudohipsterpunk phase in the early 2000s. Or most phases at most times.

Ariel is NOT an ugly crier. She's an inspiration.

this may be the best thing ever.

Um...

Don't make me ugly cry, you guys.