I am sorry, but there can be only one “TOXIC”

I know I’m bringing logic to a crazy fight here, but...shouldn’t conservatives approve of Hillary standing by Bill? Something something sanctity of marriage? Yes?

I told everyone who asked me that my “theme” was Everything Look Nice. That’s also what I told people our colors were.

I agree, but the line that any team from Vanderbilt was going to “take the bus to Erotic City, also known as Knoxville, Tennessee” was pretty insensitive to all the rapists and misogynists that play for those two fine programs.

“whoever did this was a REAL PRO, not to mention, so handsome himself!”

Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

Why would you do this

YESSSSSSS

I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

If only there were chairs with wheels on them, or the possibility of changing one’s shoes.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

He really reminds me of “Old Gil” from the Simpsons. I am sad for him.

Women can’t practice law....so I’m confused by this comment. What we’re supposed to close down court once a month because she keeps voting “puppies are adorable and chocolate should be president?” Um okay.

I feel...

The dynamics are so fucking unreal. He took control of her body, and now they are taking control of her voice. She is so brave and has my utmost respect.

Is this at the very end??? It’s been a while since I’ve seen Wolverine.

I also didn’t get why they made him mute - not a big follower of Deadpool to begin with but that part made zero sense to me as I knew he was a wise-ass.

Ooooooooooooooooh right. (I’m sorry for making you post this)