If someone only had loaded breasts to fight back this could have been avoided.

Calm down there, Satan.

I think Not State will have a solid team next year.

I don’t want to be the first person to bring this up, but can’t President Obama do something about saving this cow??

I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE

She didn’t call them “bastard people”?

This woman, speaking out like this, in this place filled with people who don’t want to know, is a damn rock star.

“Compassionate conservative”

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

You’d think Denny Crane, of all people, would know that.

Happy Halloween!!

Legal but they don’t really have a legitimate reason to need that information. It got pushed by some crony judge, I’d imagine it’ll get shredded once the case gets out of Texas courts.

I don’t know - it’s like looking at a Bratz Doll.

The head game is strong here:

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

She did it to herself by being so amazing in The Edge of Tomorrow.

living monogram

Never apologize for a Lucille Bluth gif.

For the record she was tall enough to lick the doughnut on the counter. Usually kids can’t.

Something I've learned in my long-distance relationships: When things get tough, keep in touch. Sometimes it gets difficult, and you just want to withdraw to take care of yourself and get away from the emotional distress of having someone you want to be close to but who is out of your reach. And that's okay. But…