I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

To all the clever folks inviting me to offer the same challenge to Hillary, please provide links to any books Hillary has authored on how to “Kick Ass,” or the times she’s told her crowds that she wishes she could punch out a protester. Please point me to the times she's made an absurd challenge to someone in exchange…

Yes. I’m sorry. Seek help.

FUUUUUUUUUCKING LOGAN

Out of all the many, many infuriating things in that story, the one that struck me the most was the initial investigator’s comment.

Women and minorities have been dutifully pulling the lever for white men for decades (when they were allowed to at all) and you never heard from them even a fraction of the hysterics that Sanders supporters have been displaying during the DNC because they didn’t get their #1 choice.

Donald Trump is the Witch King of Angmar. No man can slay him, as the Republican primaries have made clear.

An excellent idea! “Campaign Diamonds: So you don’t give your constituents any more reasons to hate you.”

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

They’re committed as part of a patriarchal system.

It particular bugs me that the third letter-writer accused the girl he was pining over of leading him on. I saw zero evidence of that in his letter. Dude, she’s actively been telling you this entire time that she is NOT interested. Try actually believing her. If she was lying, and really was trying to lead you on,…

Speaking as a woman and single data point, penises are funny looking and I am never fantasizing about seeing it or wondering how big it is. Please don’t send pics.

My problem is when I ask her out or tell her how I feel, she only ever talks about the past and present feelings, never about the future (which no one knows), which inevitably makes me have the what if’s.

And that Thomas’ wife is a Health Care lobbyist making huge profits on challenging the law. Or that Scalia and Thomas both were wined and dined by the Kochs during and after Citizens United.

I’ve read through most of the replies, and in your shoes, I’d still cancel. It makes your point that you’re done with her and her shit, it leaves her wedding attended by people who actually plan on being in her life, and it lets you do something that’s actually fun that night.

Don’t go.

My per head cost was not worth having to deal with any drama from anyone who didn’t want to be there. I am sure you don’t wish her ill will so just don’t go. If you feel guilty, send a nice card but don’t go, waste her money, and more importantly YOUR TIME, to make a point. If she gets offended, ignore her or…

Chiming in with the chorus: don’t go. Don’t waste your money or your time. Don’t waste her money or her time. Don’t cause unnecessary drama by leaving after the first dance.

Trust me, she would be DELIGHTED if you bowed out now. Let her use the place setting for someone else. Send her a note bowing out with well wishes but no gift.

Yeah but if you're catholic you have like zero choices. I wanted to walk down the aisle to the Beatles. That was a hard no.

She’s going down a path she shouldn’t be.