I hated the book "Outlander" for the beating scene. It really is an extension of what you see in these movies. Also, the spanking thing wasn't limited to movies. Remember the domestic abuse in "I Love Lucy" because she wanted to help a friend?

It really does! I can laugh about it, but it was so awkward. The first time it happened I texted my friend and said something like, “I just met this weirdo and he just handed me an apple for some reason.”

We ALL miss thighlights.

Most of us actually do get married and have kids despite being butch man-hating feminazi dykes. It’s all about finding an easily emasculable beta male who doesn’t beat us for not cooking and cleaning.

I think it’s obvious who wins here:

Finally, an interesting sports topic! Now, which of the boys is the cutest and has the best thighs/ass? Fabbri wins hands down, IMHO. I mean...

BUT WILL JOHNNY AND TARA BE THERE!?

But most other jobs hours aren’t off book as much and publicly funded. If I complain about mine as a software developer people at leas believe me on the time I spend working and they aren’t usually the ones paying my salary.

Prefacing this by saying that I’m a picky jerk but....

You’re a professional writer and you think the phrase is, “on the lamb?”

I’m curious about your actual relationship with your daughter... I don’t see it mentioned, so unless I missed something, I’d like to know if you speak to her, see her, or do anything to maintain a relationship with her.

I have a child, now 18, and did not get any kind of financial support from her father. We were very…

Shhh, don’t bother. Because they (anyone looking) CLEARLY wouldn’t have busted that shit open (similarly to Tuts) when it was found.

Gangs of paid workers hauling huge ass stones. We have papyri describing their compensation.

Can’t agree there. I was totally on board with her complaining about another child teasing her kid until she cries. One may or may not agree about the pretend guns, but that level of teasing is not teasing anymore; it is flat-out bullying.

The key word in your statement though is *seems*. There’s a lot of evidence that suggests that there’s an increase in human trafficking towards countries where prostitution is legal than in countries where it is illegal. (Scholarly source below). Legalization increases demand, and while there are women who enter sex…

Swift!

Oh good. An opportunity to post my favorite opening theme from 90s TV!

Being evicted is better than you and your wife turning into trees and abandoning your Fox buddy.