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McClane looks like a normal guy with a normal body. He’s vulnerable, an underdog - there are bigger, stronger guys out there who can kick his ass - he has to rely on his wits.

This is why the human race is fucked due to global warming. You can’t fix all the global scale stupid in the world. Only nature can.

Jeez. Do we work for the same company? This is all to familiar 

I work in IT this is typical. IT will submit a request to move to a new software because license is expiring or end of life. accounting wont approve and then the day finally comes when that software is gone and NOW we get yelled at for “letting” this happen

Lots of people look at a Slingshot and say “I want this, but I never learned how to shift it myself.”

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.

There are no states that have laws that require a dealer to accept a return, other than California where dealers are obligated to offer you the ability to return a vehicle in exchange for a hefty fee, which nobody pays

And this, folks, is why you never date chicks in uni studying nursing...

Not as far fetched as it seems. I have a friend whose wife is a nurse and she drives an Aston Martin. Of course he’s driving an R8 (or his Turbo and he occasionally takes the Ford GT40 out but usually parks it next to his 917) Nurses tend to marry wealthy guys BTW

Can a free and open event exist without morons eventually turning up and ruining it?

They should be arrested for filming in portrait mode....

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

I am now 99 percent certain that Eleanor is going to wake in bed next to Bob Newhart.

Disco Janet. That is all.

Took me about 1.6 times longer than it should have to get the joke

Jesus Christ take your star 

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

Zambonis used this engine for a number of years as well.