Meanwhile in conservative states:

#COTD

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

“Well shoot. I kinda want to see it, but I ain’t seen the 65 movies comin’ before.”

and all beer is legally required to be served warm.

This is exactly what you get when you ask a user group what should be on the screen

I had a client call our helpdesk, and i was helping out, back in the early 2000, unix for email. Incoming student called, saying she could not log onto her email account. I asked her name. Jane Root. email address given to her was “root@xxx.edu”, as she was the first person attending the school with the last name…

Going to somewhat disagree. While I do agree that some downforce can help, the rear wheels are doing extremely little in a FWD car. The front has most of the weight, is doing most of the braking, most of the turning and all of the accelerating. Any grip past the bear minimum to keep the rears planted is wasted drag.

CBS. Old people prick a vein and get lit with shows like this.

iZombie also has its final season this year. I’m really going to miss Liv, Ravi, Peyton, and Clive.

The scummiest people in the universe are in the towing game.

“Rammed when Parked”

This movie is precisely why The Cannonball Run sucked so hard.

The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?

Ng told Jalopnik that it’s fairly easy to swap this little module out if you know how to sauder.

Yes you and 70% of everyone else who is asking to use the word Jarvis can then use the word Jarvis

Can I just call it Jarvis or Samantha?

It’s the little teardrop bump bolted on to the roof panel of the GT40.

I am now going to start telling everyone to shove their own foot up their own ass. I feel like this is an answer for everything.

You can still get a bench seat, but you have to deal with owning a full size truck. And those are fantastic for shagging too.