As God is my witness, if that enormous rust bucket shows up in David Tracy’s front yard...

This is true.  I think in an auto my left foot gets board and knows it should be doing something.

A strange game.  The only winning move is to not Hot Take.  

So I double checked - Florida DOES tax boats at 6% of the value.  But Florida changed the law to cap the tax bills for boats to $18,000.  So the owner instead of paying 6% of $3.3 million, would be capped at $18,000.  So nearly a 90% discount versus a home...

As much as I often complain about the tactics of the rich in avoiding and at times outright evading taxes with impunity I am completely with the boat owner here.

They absolutely crushed that one

True. Or they should get a Ford Transit Connect rather than a pickup truck.

If you think you need an SUV, you need a minivan.

No more voting. From now on, Oscar winners will be decided entirely by combat.

More like Chris Rock’s, if we’re being honest.

That was Will Smith’s biggest hit in years.

Dude, you’re doing yeoman’s work for the oil companies here by calling it a tax, when it isn’t.

I wouldn’t want to be an EMT. I’ve heard stories. The blood and guts stuff is what I can’t stand, but EMTs have signed up for that and many seem to be ghoulish about that and enjoy that part of their jobs.

It’s located in Tipton County and Tippin County, which straddles the Manson-Nixon Line.

Well, how else can state officials attempt to extort Ford for “campaign donations” if there’s a whole layer of local government in their way?

Modern conservatives’ motto should be “Small Government For Me But Not For Thee.”

Calabasas 

If Putin had bothered to learn real history instead of made-up history, possibly this exercise in futility could have been avoided.

I feel like this was part of his handiwork:

This threat was empty from day one.