TIL Skin Wars and Face Off, two cosmetic competitive reality shows, are considered porn by people who think painted bodies are like naked bodies.

How is this porn? 

Teens will masturbate to anything - that doesn’t mean she’s out to provide masturbatory material, any more than Disney is out to corner the masturbates-to-princesses market

Are you suggesting that she paints her labia? Because otherwise I don't see the equivalency here 

English -> Finnish -> Sudanese -> Japanese -> English

I abhor both Ivanka and Jared, both in terms of their politics and their personal behavior. That said, much of that note was sweet, so it sounds like you’re picking out the most corporate-speak morsel as low-hanging fruit. After all, this sounds no worse than an introduction on Wheel of Fortune or any number of other…

I will usually give an old save a shake-out or two to see if I can pick up where I left off. If I can, I go on. If I feel like I don’t follow the plot or can’t defeat challenges with my current build, I restart.

Warren is the Senator for my district and shes a pandering liar, theres nothing left leaning or libral about her.

Do you refuse to purchase games that are only available on Steam or as Steam keys and nowhere else on those same grounds, or is your refusal to purchase strategy somehow only towards Epic?

If a game is available on PC but only available through EGS, it can still be exclusive to a single storefront within the PC platform. (Note: As someone else has pointed out, the game is also available through the Windows Game Store. Still not getting it on PC, but this is better practice re: exclusivity.)

Look, you know what I mean. They’re each digital platforms, storefronts, programs - maybe your problem is that you gravitate to the most pedantic point possible rather than engaging with their actual opinions.

The game is on Xbox, but I wouldn’t get it for a platform I don’t have. :)

If the only way to play this game on PC was with a Steam Key and nothing else, they’d be happy.

I’m certainly not getting it on EGS, but do you have an argument for why I shouldn’t get it for PS4 or Switch?

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Strange, I copy and pasted that too as I read. See?

I would tend to question the maturity level of the 22 year old less, because if they had a child at 16 and kept it, they likely have had far more responsibilities than the average 22 year old. Also, I don’t know the circumstances under which they had the kid, and it’d be asinine of me to assume anything. I might not…

I mean, that may be one reason why they lie about their status, but I don’t know what one expects when they’re eventually found out about lies in dating profiles. “Oh, you’re actually 5'8" and not 6'1" and you have two kids instead of none. This isn’t an issue.”