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Highlight trutherism should be the only death penalty eligible offense.

I hate Berman, but this is my signature golf move and I fully support it.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Too soon.

This adds a whole other level to “I was in the pool!”

“Hart is a Wonderwall back there, isn’t he Noel?”

12 Inches of Snow, Mike? You informer, you.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

I was 13 when I first heard Motörhead. As I recall, my exact thoughts were “holy fucking shit this is awesome!” Their music was a thunderous freight train barreling down at you at 500 noisy miles per hour. Everyone should live at least one day like Lemmy. Dave Grohl said it best when he said, “If Motörhead moved in…

Harvesting more minerals wouldn't hurt either.

The reason is simple. The NFL needs to construct additional pylons.

Fuck it, if I win the lotto I’m buying that and spending every day getting drunk and pretending I’m Newman in Jurassic Park.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

I missed the punchline.

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

Actually, if you bought the Prima guide, the last appendix has the entire trick detailed in it, including using it to get weird Safari Zone and ultra hard to get Pokemon.

Considering I had Pokemon Red when I was... under ten? And definitely was on dial-up, at best, when internet guides weren't rampant, I have to wonder how I knew about Missingno at the time - because I definitely did. I remember that much. I just don't remember how I knew about it.