Just make it Country Mountain with Dolly, Hank, Johnny and Maybelle.  Much better.

The size of one’s entitlement complex is directly correlated to ass size.

A National Treasure!

Nope, no similarity at all...

It’s almost as if actors are able to step into the shoes of people who lived different lives!

Seems to me they just pulled the first Olympic clip they could find off of youtube, when they had Cathy Freeman’s utterly amazing and historical win to choose from:

Ah, some deep cuts of nostalgia here. Malcolm in the Middle and Freaks and Geeks were two of my favorite shows growing up; Freaks & Geeks has actually aged astonishingly well.

Can’t they just put this stuff on regular HBO so I can watch it? 

If you’re a big fan of doing things upfront, maybe read the intro above. Might clear some things up in this regard. 

Ah yes, the universally despised Glitter-equivalent flop.........Unbreakable. 

This pandemic has been brutal...

You think that’s a screed? You must not remember 1998 as well as I do. Whole pages full of solid text, heavy on capitals on exclamation points, paragraph-free and posted somewhere on GeoCities. In lime green, surrounded by skull-themed GIFs! They went on forever. They shattered your belief that rational thought could…

All of these dudes are doing a lot to say “I don’t please my wife and make sex all about me.”

Wonder how long it takes dude to do costume changes on-stage? Because I mean...oof. He looks like a gold-plated, eggplant-shaped dildo a soccer-mom might order from Goop on a wine-bender.

Except this is about a dude that's cool with people rapping about fucking as long as those people aren't women 

Eh, I’m not against dudes rapping about fucking; it’s a beautiful, natural thing. Cee-Lo’s problem is that he’s a misogynist and can’t compute the concept of strong women who use their power of sexuality. I guess he doesn’t like the idea of playing on a level playing-field?

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

Coming in six months: the commercial where he gets in a drunken bar fight, gets a (peanut) shell fragment lodged in his eye, and has to start wearing a monocle and carrying a cane for self-protection.

I LOST MY ABILITY TO HEAR THE SWEET LAUREL CANYON SOUND  OF DAWES!

I CAN’T TASTE THE AVCLUB.COM OH GOD!