You forgot stock options and perqs, twit. Plus all that longer-career stuff that everyone else telling you you are an idiot said.

When your team of teenagers is physically restraining you and calming you down, it’s time to maybe re-prioritize some things.

It’s actually impressive to be this willfully obtuse. Nice job.

Not to mention the CEO can keep earning $6 mil a year until he’s 70 at least, unlike Snell, who may be done at the end of this deal.

Lot more skill required to strike out a major league hitter than to raid your employees’ pension fund and do a bunch of stock buybacks so your buddies can take home a seven-figure bonus next quarter.

“I was expecting Fogo De Chao and Alinea to be overrated (the Alinea thing is me, I hate that deconstructed culinary artiste shit so much- was not impressed by butterfinger flavored gel),”

There’s literally no part of that description I didn’t love.

Hank is probably looking for a certain sports almanac. 

Coming to an internet connection near you!

Thanks! I appreciate the information. I do maintain that the quarter rotation of the kicker from the first picture to the second makes a world of difference to a prudish viewer. (Gender too, of course; I don’t want to diminish the sexism at play here.)

Danger Girl?

Channel Seven seems like the kind of place that would "solve" the problem of sexual harrassment in the workplace by firing all the good-looking secretaries and interns.

What if I told you that not all Patriots can stand up and salute?

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

US Military pays for reparations, CEOs pay for healthcare reform.

“Does Wayne Brady have to Slapovich?”

It is extremely funny for Bill Simmons, who almost literally burned Grantland down on his way out the door while throwing a public tantrum & leaving unemployed journalists in his wake, to criticize Anthony Davis for making a simple trade request in private.

the bearded dude seen below

“I don’t really care if people like me or not” is the rally cry of a sociopath. As is getting so riled up about a generally innocuous question about a blatant and obvious COI.

Hands Free Does Have Its Problems: