He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

I have a friend who insists that, basically, it takes two to tango: yes the refs handed the Heat a lot of help, but it also required Dallas collapsing in order for the Heat to capitalize on that. I’m not saying that’s wrong. In fact, what I said about Pop/Avery is a party of it. Pop would’ve been calling timeouts and…

“I'm sorry, Adult Mode has been disabled. Please say your passcode.”

When it comes to professional sports refereeing, it would really be nice for everyone *especially the leagues and referees themselves* to acknowledge that they’re human and make mistakes. Or, that there are some situations where it’s genuinely 50/50 and the refs basically won’t be able to make a “right” decision.

But…

I kinda want to know which bread he meant.

Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

i’m sorry but this is goaltending

Can we even have a debate about all-time when time may not even be linear?  The GOAT may not exist yet have existed forever.  You ever think of that, man?

Historically Irsay has shown that he’s more interested in mules than GOATs tho.

Anyone who Oxycondones this bullshit is Dilaudid

This is what happens when you hold serve in the Alps!

nail the perfect diction

This is a lot better than early anti tanking efforts that involved explosives strapped to dogs. 

Hmm, perhaps that explains why Kristin Bell decorated her living room with portraits of the Lakers front office staff.

To be fair, the Trolley Problem really sums up the Lakers front office the past two weeks.

I loved Winter Soldier, but its conspiracy plot was a bit too far-fetched. Nazi sympathisers holding immense political and military power in the 21st-century USA? Whatever, comic books!

Maybe, maybe not. How many GMs are secretly saying, “Fuck’em that’s what they get.” I mean, Magic and crew strolling in and trying to cherry pick whoever (whomever?) they want from any team they like (by hook or by crook) is something no GM should be particularly happy with and it’s not any less dishonorable.

I know this probably hurts teams dealing with the Pels in the future, but for now, I will happily laugh at Magic getting so strung along that the AD chase torpedoed his team’s psyche. Watching the Lakers show up in Indiana in full “sad Charlie Brown Arrested Development walk” mode was one of the highlights of the…

Very cool. But what if I just want to talk to the bartender about Godzilla? Conundrum. 

Fuck everyone in this story except for the girl and the police who found her. I hope all of these terrible adults get exactly what they deserve.