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Merkins For Hope
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This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Ron Rivera wears the same stupid polo every single week and benched Cam for wearing an ascot instead of a tie on the team plane. NFL coaches are the dumbest fuckers alive. 

Just when you think OldBeigeGuy has sunk as low as he could go for a bad pun, Helsinki little lower.

It’s zero articles split in half. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10

Bye, son.

Buffalo “buffalo” buffalo buffalo.

They just need to set these films in small country towns. The shit people hide from each other in small country towns is truly horrifying.

Also, why was everyone so convinced that Joan might have been the killer? Are we really supposed to believe that poor Joan with her witness-verified and thoroughly documented cracked ribs was able to bludgeon a man to death with multiple blows, even a man with a serious flesh wound?

And the second ep of the final season, where they have Watson in a fit of rage, beating Sherlock up, was how Moffatt and Gatiss asserted that this was THEIR show and not a love-fest.   And it completely wiped away the earlier work of showing these two as partners.  And with the final episode, entered a world more akin

There was also a critical clue that everyone overlooked. Gregson said Hannah did not hear Michael say anything. So was she so emotional committing the murder that she simply did not hear OR did Michael never said anything? If the latter were the case, then the recording was faked.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

The blown call is going to ruin the kicker’s career. Never should’ve had the chance to blow those kicks.

They should keep Tom Brady inside on days like this. Put him in his bandana and let him sit on the couch with you. He loves that. 

The play didn't stop being popular in 2015. It's still insanely popular. Don't revel in your ignorance. Everybody else immediately got the reference.

1 if by run, pick 6 if by air.

The two-handed shoulder level wave is an invalid fair catch signal. It is illegal and was either missed or ignored. (Lots of things get ignored by officials with justification. There is no justification here.)

Pales in comparison to the Slayer/Atari Teenage Riot track on the Spawn soundtrack