Yeah man, it’s almost like a system of mostly white people making most of the profits off of mostly black people violently shortening their lives for the viewing pleasure of a mostly white audience is structurally racist.

Just as long as I don’t have to hear about a heavyweight’s grundle. 

As an Eagles fan...I hope this guy gets the medical help he needs and returns to football or whatever else it is he wants to do as healthy as possible. 

“This is a very sad day for everyone in the Cowboys family. We can only hope that someday Travis will be able to ride in a car again.” - Emmitt Smith

[FARTS]

Yeah I live in DC and my neighborhood listserv (which is huge) is bonkers. The arguments that ensue are ridiculous. Inside v. outside cats. Rent bikes are an ‘eyesore’. Why can’t we shoot the deer in Rock Creek Park? (Ed. - Seriously?) Is it rude to put a dog waste bag in a private garbage can? It must be, because the…

Duke’s White Guy is named White?

Ain’t nobody watching that Moo video because of Wu-Tang nods.

When is MLB going to stop with the bullshit and give these guys 5 start suspensions instead of 5 games?  

Look, we all know Joe Flacco sucks, Jalen. The question you are supposed to answer is: is he elite?

What? Are you positing there’s a reality where authentic DC animated cartoons (which are fine and much better than authentic Marvel cartoons, and definitely better than DC live-action cartoons) are *better* than The Venture Bros.?

Granted I haven’t rewatched the last couple of seasons as often as I’ve rewatched the first couple, but I barely remember Vendata. Some of the twists and loops of this show’s mythology are hard to keep straight. Like we’re almost getting into Metal Gear Solid territory with this. 

No, I knew. There was a newspaper clipping last season that proved it. It wasn’t super explicit though. Just one of those Venture things that really sells the interconnectedness of it all that you never really expect the to follow up on.

> the only reason Wale’s goons were unconscious was that Shelia knocked them out <

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: How long have we got until they regain consciousness?

To me it sounded like she was saying “You might have m—” and then stopped herself. I wondered if she was pondering whether Philip might’ve married Irina but then realized she didn’t want to go down that road.

“What are the odds we all spend the rest of our lives wondering whether or not Renee is a spy?”

Extremely high, and I’m perfectly ok with that.

That smells like cat food too.

She cannot not be beautiful.
Also, Theodore Logan/Veronica Sawyer.

Cheer up, sad sacks: There’s someone out there for everyone, even a drunk, miserable sack of shit like you.