II guess I didn’t see anything in the original post that would indicate it’s ironic instead of just sad.

Sure, if it’s actually funny. This seems more like saying “just kidding!” I’m grade school after an earnest comment is poorly received. But maybe I’m wrong?

Good grief it’s like you actually thought, “What would be the least appropriate comment for this article about Molly Ringwald coming to terms with John Hughes’ sometimes-gross treatment of femininity,” and then wrote that. You couldn’t take the extra half second to scan the article before commenting some…

Flyers Fans Dismayed To Learn Gabe Kapler Also In Charge Of NHL Competition Committee

the fact that a number of Fusion Media Group employees have been on the receiving end of misogynist and/or racist abuse from Barstool employees and fans

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.

Are you sure it isn’t a show about a house full of Geordi La Forge impersonators? Because I’d definitely watch that.

And we’ll all bear the societal costs of the inevitable lawsuits when someone who didn’t follow the directions correctly sues. 

“Fuck” is NSFW? Like, your boss sees you reading “You could mess up your mouth” or the rest of Lifehacker and it’s no big deal but “You could fuck up your mouth” might get you in trouble? Because of a word? That’s...

I’m not volunteering, mind.

These are the correct takes.

With a cactus.

Having gone through two years of invisalign myself, I know how important it was for me to have some face to face with my Orthodontist. There is definitely value in getting your orthodontic treatment from a physical office. Many offices realize the significant investment and offer friendly, in-office financing options.…

Gabes, ranked:

“...and can mix an excellent, and very strong, martini...” 

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

Mom!! Doctuar is off his meds again!!!

I want to see the post-credits scene with Vin and Dwayne in the back of a car fighting: “Will you stop touching me!” “I’m not touching you. Stop punching yourself, Dom.” “Lettie, Hobbs is touching me!” “Don’t make me stop this car and come back there, you two!”

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