I was told by a manager at a post office that sometimes the postal workers will mark something as delivered in order to meet their deadline/quota/whatever for their shift that particular day if they know they can’t get it to you before the end of the shift. Then they’ll just deliver it the next day during the normal…

We got a title, so it was worth it. Also, Self just learned it from watching Larry (and the Mannings).

Is it more or less than you feel for the misuse of that apostrophe? :)

(NM; really should have read further down the thread.)

This is basically the right answer. The real trick with enjoying Halo Top and thinking you’re eating ice cream is to get the more complex/busy flavors to cover up the difference in taste and texture.

Since it’s the Jets, probably pics of Favre’s dong.

I wonder if there’s a similar reason that I get “delivery attempted” notifications sometimes, then actual delivery a day or two later.

Or someone older than 15.

And the gams on that gal!

He won’t remember in 20 years, either.

When you’re a star, they let you do it.

Boners: Qyburn, for the reanimated dead.

The biggest issue on mobile (for me, for months) is that it loads all the stories, then it loads the ads / sponsored stories. So I’ll try to click a headline to open it in my current browser tab or a new one, and I’ll end up clicking a different headline (either a regular story, an ad or a sponsored story) because…

There’s a 99.9 percent chance it’s both.

Or Reddit / fan theories only (no books, no show).

Given his comments on certain people/odds this season, I'm almost entirely convinced he *hasn't* ever watched the show.

Only in a cave.

In honor of the (seemingly) more standard bashful bladder, I call it shy sphincter or coy colon.

By the way, if you want to remember The Sopranos theme fondly, never listen to the full version of it. It sounds like some awful E Street Band spinoff record.

You can get a bank error in your favor, but not for long. I got an extra $20 at the ATM a decade or so ago, but a week later I got a note in the mail addressing the error and debiting my account that extra $20.