That’s what’s kept Peter North employed for so long.

Or just an “or”

This post is an affront to day-old bagels everywhere.

Anyone in (Grandfathered) that I care about? Nope

A duece-y?

NM (late to the party on the 538 mention).

Yeah, that definitely makes the most sense. And couldn’t the 3B have stood very close to the plate — in fair territory — and ran behind the catcher as soon as the pitch was thrown?

Pretty sure being in Floyd’s corner is Stephen A. Smith’s job.

You mean the underwear part, right?

Von Miller, you just got... JACKED ON!

We called it Tater Tot Nasty at college when we made it for the dorm.

Given all the fluid swapping Amukamara has been doing with his wife lately, probably smart not to bring her on this trip.

Signora's stats have random cutoffs (2012 doesn't even come close to giving enough of a true sample size for Thursday games) and are crap compared to Barnwell's research today: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/n…

My mom thinks the same thing.

I was driving home from work late one night during high school and saw a cat on the sidewalk on the other side of the street. Thought, "Oh, it's fine, he's way over there, no worries." As soon as the nose of my car got even with him, though, he darted across the road, right into the path of the rear driver's side…

Thats a lot of fucking history to erase because all of a sudden a small fragment of the population is offended.

I always found it horrible and amusing when I'd play NCAA Football and a recruit's top three teams were CU, NT and SCAR.

You gotta draft the guy who went to some mid-level BCS school who had to lift up the program all on his own.