Hi! Maybe this isn’t so crafty, but it I wanted to share a project I’m doing in honor of my mom who died this past year. I started painting these hearts and leaving them at cemeteries, hospitals, nursing homes and sometimes just leaving them in random places around town. I started doing it because I didn’t know what…

I always hide my cocaine when Jax comes on the television. Just in case.

Here’s why I enjoy James: I hate him in almost the way I hate Trump, but with James it’s fun because EVERYONE IS IN ON IT but James. And unlike Trump, he usually gets his comeuppance in a public, humiliating way.

Well, we got tagged punk rock. We always considered ourselves rock ‘n’ roll, you know. And to me, like, my feelings about the term punk, punk is like an attitude. And, like, some people are punks and some people aren’t, you know. And it’s really a state of being, the term punk. I mean, Elvis Presley was a punk. Jim…

She is too young and too Kardashian to gave kids. These children are going to be like the unholy combination of Paris Hilton and Honey Boo Boo.

From the linked article: “Cheryl chose the name Bear Payne (apparently Liam also confirmed to fans that his middle name is Grey) because it’s a name you don’t forget when you leave the room.”

Guy: When we left the church, our neighbour had to disconnect from all of us, me, my wife, the kids. But not the dog. She still wanted to see the dog. She said she didn’t think the dog “would understand” why she didn’t want to see him anymore.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

I went to Italy to visit a friend about 10 years ago. I went from a plane to a bus to a train to a cab to a hotel, and got SUPER sick. I managed to get checked into my hotel and made it to the bathroom in time to throw up...not in the toilet, of course, but in the bidet. I threw up so hard I peed myself, completely…

Diapers are surprisingly comfortable. I started wearing them at night a few months ago and might wear them during the day for my heaviest day soon, too, now that I’ve run out of overnight pads for daytime. They take up a lot of room in the garbage, though.