What? That name is awesome!

Not exactly shelter related but when I was a poor student who adopted a feral kitten from the neighborhood I would take him to a free shots clinic each year. One year we were sitting waiting and the nurse called out, "Megatron? We can now see Megatron." Half the place was stifling giggles as this girl walks up with…

Agent Jack Bauer AKA Junkyard Cat

I kind of love pets with human names, though.

I'm having a pretty hard time keeping it together over Sherlock the guinea pig. DOES HE SOLVE TINY CRIMES?!

Kickstarter to get RBG to Prancercise

I'm quite the fan of this lady. Like a real life Judge Judy; only doing important court work.

To: RBG

Well, I guess I know what I'm doing this weekend. I'm sorry every other movie franchise that's ever been made, this one is my favorite.

I blame Big Bicarbonate.

GWAR are hands down the best performance artists of the past 20 years. They are caustic, witty, sophomoric, intelligent, angry and fun at the same time. Even if you dislike metal, go see them live. You will not be disappointed.

Uh, the shopkeeper is sexy enough on his own. They literally couldn't find a way to sex it up any more.

Good.

I enjoyed the friendly and relaxed manner of our server, Miguela.
She was there when we needed her.
She did not intrude.

"He was just kinda funnylooking. More than most people, even."

Quite the opposite! If you are genuinely normal, that is NOT cool. If you have to wade through seven circles of irony to get to normal, that IS cool.

It's that stiff-upper-lip woollen-underwear bone-dry north-midwest mien that Hemingway probably didn't realize he was even doing in the first place.

She was there when we needed her. She did not intrude.

I swear to god I thought the headline said "Elderly Communist" and I was so excited to read the review.

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.